I've won €750,000 on the lotto

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I've won €750,000 on the lotto

Postby Malt-Teaser » 29 Mar 2012, 16:39

In spite of not even knowing my e-mail address was entered into a magic annual lotto it seems I won and my prize, so I am informed today, is €750,000

All I need to do to claim the money is send enough information by return which would allow a pretty good case of identity theft.
Do you think this may be a scam :lol:
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Re: I've won €750,000 on the lotto

Postby portwood » 29 Mar 2012, 16:44

I'd go for it ... use the cash for collectible whisky. I hear its a great investment. :iwbrnt:
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Re: I've won €750,000 on the lotto

Postby Moggy » 29 Mar 2012, 18:59

i've had the FBI trying to give me $900,000 lately, as i'm a US citizen it should be easy as pie... only i'm english :lol:
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Re: I've won €750,000 on the lotto

Postby C57 » 29 Mar 2012, 20:56

Pity - when I read the title of the post I thought "At last a bit of good luck for Malty"
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Re: I've won €750,000 on the lotto

Postby Peat Sampras » 29 Mar 2012, 21:25

C57 wrote:a bit
I'd cal 750k more than just a bit :)
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Re: I've won €750,000 on the lotto

Postby Pete Smoke » 29 Mar 2012, 22:52

I was once offered a 20% share of $9,000,000 by a West African lady who had chosen me from many because i was particularly honest and decent! In return i had to send her only $10,000 to cover the legalities of the transaction and assist the said lady to relocate to Europe and start a business with her.

I thought that was a bargain, so sent her the 10 grand and am patiently waiting for her and the money to arrive. She must be wading her way through a nightmare of Nigerian bureaucracy as it's been almost 2 years and she's too busy to reply to my pleading eMails.
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Re: I've won €750,000 on the lotto

Postby portwood » 30 Mar 2012, 00:36

Pete Smoke wrote:I was once offered a 20% share of $9,000,000 by a West African lady who had chosen me from many because i was particularly honest and decent! In return i had to send her only $10,000 to cover the legalities of the transaction and assisted the said lady to relocate to Europe and start a business with her.

I thought that was a bargain, so sent her the 10 grand and am patiently waiting for her and the money to arrive. She must be wading her way through a nightmare of Nigerian bureaucracy as it's been almost 2 years and she's too busy to reply to my pleading eMails.


I know a good Nigerian lawyer that can help her (and you) expedite the matter. Send me $5,000 to cover the expenses, and I will make all the necessary arrangements.
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Re: I've won €750,000 on the lotto

Postby Pudge72 » 30 Mar 2012, 04:19

portwood wrote:
Pete Smoke wrote:I was once offered a 20% share of $9,000,000 by a West African lady who had chosen me from many because i was particularly honest and decent! In return i had to send her only $10,000 to cover the legalities of the transaction and assisted the said lady to relocate to Europe and start a business with her.

I thought that was a bargain, so sent her the 10 grand and am patiently waiting for her and the money to arrive. She must be wading her way through a nightmare of Nigerian bureaucracy as it's been almost 2 years and she's too busy to reply to my pleading eMails.


I know a good Nigerian lawyer that can help her (and you) expedite the matter. Send me $5,000 to cover the expenses, and I will make all the necessary arrangements.


...since you have to buy your whisky at the LCBO, your "expenses" would run closer to $10,000...yeah, expenses, that's it. :lol:
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Re: I've won €750,000 on the lotto

Postby athlete cured » 30 Mar 2012, 17:58

If I win the $640 million "mega millions" jackpot tonight there will be Broras and Port Ellens for all.
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Re: I've won €750,000 on the lotto

Postby Onefortheditch » 31 Mar 2012, 08:17

Once I won a share of £175,000 in a competition prize - they actually sent me a cheque for 17p!! :cry:

(Needless to say I never cashed it)
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Re: I've won €750,000 on the lotto

Postby John Barleycorn » 31 Mar 2012, 22:59

Onefortheditch wrote:they actually sent me a cheque for 17p


That will go a long way towards the whisky you purchased last night.
Hope you enjoyed the evening.

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Re: I've won €750,000 on the lotto

Postby Nick Brown » 01 Apr 2012, 06:41

I remember one scam email from a man called Drai Brown who was a lawyer and had selected me to represent the next of kin of a wealthy deceased person. He didn't seem to understand when I asked him why he couldn't do this himself - he kept saying it was because I had the right surname.

I like getting into email correspondence with these scammers. I have one at the moment who is trying to resolve the charging policy of the freight company that will send me a MasterCard loaded with many millions of Rand that I have won in the South African lottery.
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Re: I've won €750,000 on the lotto

Postby Onefortheditch » 01 Apr 2012, 09:31

John Barleycorn wrote:
Onefortheditch wrote:they actually sent me a cheque for 17p


That will go a long way towards the whisky you purchased last night.
Hope you enjoyed the evening.

Cheers John


If only! I’m afraid I used up my whisky buying budget for a wee while. It was an enjoyable evening though – very good to be the company of people who are enthusiastic about whisky. And the whisky was nice too – but as someone who usually limits himself to two or three whiskies in an evening, I was a “wee bit tired” the next day after having 5 cask strength ones.

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